By Stephen McCauley
Boston actual property agent William Collins is aware that his behavior are slipping uncontrolled. because of obsessive-compulsive day-by-day cleansing binges and a penchant for nightly on-line cruising for hookups, he reveals his revenues figures slipping regardless of a booming marketplace. There's additionally his ongoing fight to assemble the lease from his passive-aggressive tenant and his concerns approximately his ally, Edward, whom he's definitely not in love with. simply as he comes to a decision to focus on his existence, he meets Charlotte and Samuel, filthy rich suburbanites trying to find the precise urban condo. "Happy couple," he writes in his notes. "Maybe i will be able to study whatever from them." What he finally discovers demanding situations his personal assumptions approximately genuine property, love, and hope; and what they study from him may possibly get to the bottom of a budding friendship, let alone a truly promising sale.
packed with crackling discussion introduced by means of a stellar ensemble of gamers, Alternatives to Sex is a brilliant, hilarious chronicle of lifestyles in post-traumatic, morally ambiguous the United States -- the place the need to do solid is consistently being tripped up by way of the necessity to suppose solid. instantaneously.
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Alternatives to Sex: A Novel by Stephen McCauley